bummer, no nookie with the ex and further revelations

geez, when an ex contacts you after 4 years (last time he emailed you "forgot" to respond), it can mean a few things....he's horny, he's bored to tears, he just broke up with someone. oh, and by the way, why do they always contact you in droves? once one ex breaks the seal, it seems they all start flooding back. anyways, it's such a bummer when one is no longer "into" the ex physically. would have been a good temporary one night distraction. predictable, no newness to overcome, and easily disposed of, since it's been so long there are no lingering feelings/issues. crap, why can't it be jake (names have been changed to protect the crazy)? now he's an ex i can totally get into. though the last time i saw him, the little shit was coming on to me when his fiance was 10 ft away...and i am the goody goody bleeding heart, so nope, couldn't go there. now he could have made for a happy holiday ending.  ok, so the other one who contacted me (will have to elaborate on the other entry "when life gives you crazy people.") haven't read the email, so not sure which one of him is contacting me...remember sybil? knock knock, can brad come out to play? no seriously, this was a case for a professional i think. anyways, stomach immediately seized up, as one never knows what to expect from crazy people. so, since i'm getting close to fitting back into my adorable wardrobe, i figure i won't read the email, but whenever i find myself getting hungry and/or craving some horrid food, i'll just look at my inbox and scroll to his email. my stomach will seize up and i won't fee like eating. hah, when life gives you crazy people, turn them into a diet aide.

oh, and the other revelation: men are crazy until proven not crazy. so not ever going to assume they're playing with a full deck!

pbk